Jul 10
When I was a kid I had a crush on Jodie Foster, especially as Annabel Andrews in Freaky Friday. I think it was Freaky Friday…and Jodie Foster. Right? Anyway, I think I’ve told you guys that I’m into girls who shouldn’t be doing porn. Fuck the fake-titted slutty blondes in bikinis; I want a girl dressed like she’s on a first date. I don’t want her to look obvious, I guess. That’s why Katie St Ives made me unload like I did! Ever notice the more turned on you are over a girl, the harder you nut? I get asked that a lot. How do I increase my load? Well, just don’t nut, and when you do, make sure you’re with a girl who totally turns you on!!