Mar 19

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Well, I made the move to Los Angeles. It’s a crazy place. Traffic all the time and super high rents are just the start. The other thing?

LOTS OF PORN STARS!

I swear I’m the luckiest dude in the world. Why? Cause Tiffay Taylor — a real Vivid Contract Star — came and jerked me off for the world’s greatest handjob site, Manojob.com!

I have to admit I was very, very nervous. I kept getting this weird, out-of-body experience that I can’t describe any better than that. It was kinda like watching me in a porno. Does that make sense? I mean I’m no Peter North or Brandon Iron, that’s for sure! Then I did what you’ll have to do after you start your own site — just focus on the girl!

Over and over: Focus on Tiffany Taylor. Focus on Tiffany! Focus!

LOL