Here’s a funny story. It’s my first month in Los Angeles shooting scenes, and I find an agent who has two sisters from Russian, and, according to him, they’re super freaks! I’m a big fan of super freaks, and since he called them that, I got the nerve to ask him, “Will they both jerk me off?”

“Is that all you want?” he asked.

I didn’t know what that was supposed to mean, so I said that.

“Shit man, they’ll fuck and suck you. Whatever you want!”

I didn’t want to sound like a dope, so I said something like, “of course that’s what you meant!” I was nervous though, and a bit intimidated, too. Actually, I was really nervous and really intimidated, cause not once in my life did I ever do any crazy shit with sisters!

“Um, thanks, but I can’t afford anything more than a handjob from them,” which was a lie, cause I was having some success shooting content for sites like Manojob and JOMG. The truth of the matter was I didn’t think I could hold my load for more than about a minute fucking two hot blonde Russian sisters. If it was just a handjob, I thought I could hold out longer.

The day of the shoot I hadn’t cum for a few days. I use this “trick” in order to produce a bigger Money Shot. Like my hero Billy Watson says, male sexuality is a pretty easy thing to figure out, and if you’re balls are empty, you don’t cum as much as if they were.

Once the sisters lubed my balls and cock I thought I was gonna bust. I thought of things that weren’t very sexy at all, like dying puppies and bearded ladies and maggots in my apple pie. That seemed to work, cause I got a good 15 minute scene, and when I shot my load, it went everywhere!

How about that for a story?