I love porn.

I started watching it back when I was a teen, and there were no DVD’s, or even VHS machines! Oh sure, VHS machines were around, but they were super expensive and hardly anyone owned one.

My porno days started watching “Swedish Erotica” Super 8MM film loops that were about 6 minutes long. Wanna hear something funny? I was Googling for a Super 8 image for this post, when I stumbled upon blondie getting railed by this black dude, and I think I actually watched this loop!

How crazy is that?!

Anyways, the other cool thing about the old loops was the packaging. You’d open the small box, and the film would pop out, as well as a small booklet advertising the other Swedish Erotica titles. The booklet would fold out into a small poster, and that small poster RULED cause there’d be all sort of girls with jizz all over their faces.

Since it was such a hassle to load the film into the small, Super 8 projector, a lot of times I’d just jerk to the booklets!

I guess this is how I got my start into porn, but who knew it would lead — 30 years later — into a full-blown porno career?

The internet is a great thing, and one of the great things about it is it allows an average guy like me to be “male talent” and bang hot porn girls! I’m all about showing you — an Average Joe like me — how to bang porn stars! It ain’t that hard at all, and once you learn a few of the ropes, you’ll be in like flint!

So check out my adventures and let me know what you think!