Mister POV – Mr POV

God, today sucks. You know why. It’s tax day. Actually, to be perfectly honest, it really doesn’t suck; I love my country and the fact I can make dirty movies here without worried about getting locked up (and the key tossed in the garbage) makes me love it even more. I don’t know if I love the US as much as Haileey James loves the Ohio State Buckeyes, though. Don’t even crack a Buckeye joke around her, or she’ll punch you. Think I’m kidding? Just try. I like college football, but Haileey *loves* it, and her Buckeyes are the best, even when they aren’t. Just ask her. I really like Haileey. Bunches. I shot her for The Dick Suckers, too, but I don’t remember if I blogged about it. Maybe I will soon. Anyways, this scene ended up at the world famous J.O.M.G. I love it when I ask one of the girls after a scene what they think “JOMG” stands for. I usually have to give them a hint, and I start with the “G” — glasses. They usually get it after that, cause they’re in the middle of cleaning my jizz off their glasses as they’re figuring it all out. LOL

Lately I’ve been talking about porn girls who change their names for whatever reason. I totally forgot to mention “Britt”, who, once she left the sunny Arizona skies for Los Angeles and porn stardom, turned into Taryn Thomas.

Here’s a funny story: as I mentioned before, I was shooting POV scenes just cause I figured out how to get my dick sucked by girls AND make money at it, and one of the sites I was selling scenes to — JOMG — wanted me to use another guy in one of their BJ flicks.

I said sure, even though I was a little bummed. I wanted my dick sucked!!!

I hire this dude and a new girl named Britt. Britt shows up, and she’s cute, and I have a thing for brunettes, and then Dude shows up, and he’s kind of a loser, and I’m thinking SHIT I SHOULD BE GETTING MY DICK BLOWN.

Then, it happened. Cause Dude couldn’t get wood! LOL

He claimed Britt didn’t know “how to suck dick”!!! HOW FUCKIN FUNNY IS THAT?!

After he left, and it me and Britt. Click on her pic or click here for free Britt Taryn Thomas POV blow job movies.

I saved up 3 days worth for her. Hee hee.

So I’m settling down in LA and getting ready to book porn stars. The first thing I needed was a way to find them. Actually, once you crack this secret, it’s pretty easy.

Agents.

They exist! There are agents in sports, and in mainstream acting, and I just found out they’re in porn, too! How crazy is that? They find guys like me who are shooing content and send girls over for a “booking fee” of anywhere from $50 – $100 bucks. I found out if the job is as simple one, like a handjob or a blowjob, then the fee is $50. If you want to bang the porn star, the fee is $100.

So far I’ve met a handful of agents, and one of them has already asked me to do him a favor. He has a girl named “Darell Lick” (hahaha, get it?) who isn’t working. He can get more big name stars if I book Darrell Lick for a BJ scene. Sounds like a scam to me, but what the hell? I like the goth girl look, so I went for it!

Man was this chick crazy! She *loved* to deep throat dick! It’s got so crazy she was almost barfing all over me! There aren’t girls like this back home, that’s for sure!

The scene ended up at my of my best client’s web sites, JOMG.com. Enjoy it!

I can’t wait to see what porn stars this agent is going to hook me up with next!

One day my phone rang. It was Spring Thomas. I just about shit myself.

If you don’t know who Spring Thomas is, well, just go to Spring Thomas.com and take a look! This would be my first “porn star”!!!

Turns out the company she worked for allowed her to do a scene, and since we lived in the same town, she saw my ad in the paper, and the next thing you know Spring Thomas is at my pad! I couldn’t believe it!

Since it was such a special event, I decided to shoot this one outside, in the desert. I still didn’t have a studio, but I didn’t want to tell her that. Instead I made the shoot a “special occasion”. This made her feel more important, and special, and I knew it would get me a better performance. Turned out I was right.

OK, I gotta tell you guys I was so excited to have THE Spring Thomas blowing me that I could barely contain myself. When I finally let loose, you shoulda seen the size of my load. I mean it was *giant*.

Turns out this was a really special scene, cause after I shot it they made Spring an “exclusive contract girl” and that was that. No more shooting Spring.

At least I got my turn!

After it was all said and done, I got to thinking. If I could do a good job with Spring, why not start shooting with other “porn stars”. I mean, afterall, they’re kinda like you and me. There’s nothing special about Spring. I mean there’s lots of special things about Spring, but I guess my point is I COULD DO IT.

If I could do it with Spring, I felt I could do it with almost anyone. (Maybe not Jenna Jameson LOL). The problem was, where I lived, there aren’t any porn stars.

It was time for me to move to Los Angeles.

Soon I was starting to talk to girls with experience. Should I say “porn star”? Jenny Carmichael was just the start.

She didn’t want me to call her Jenny Carmichael though. “I hate that name!” she said.

“OK, what do you want me to call you?”

“I’m going by Makenzie now. You can call me that.”

I didn’t even press the Jenny Carmichael issue one bit. I just did what she asked. I called her Makenzie, and since I didn’t have a studio, we drove around a bit getting to know each other, and finding a safe place where I could make some POV BJ movies.

When I drove by a bunch of new homes under construction, I said “why not? It’s Saturday. There’s no construction workers. Plus, if anyone has to catch us, best be construction workers, right?”

Makenzie looked at me kinda weird and said “whatever.”

I found the last house in the cul-de-sac and pulled up. We went upstairs, found a room overlooking the street, and I used that as my “post” to keep a look-out for any potential trouble. There was none!

Boy can Makenzie suck a dick! Grade-A BJ. I dumped a monster load all over her glasses, her face, and her clothes. She was really messy when it was all said and done.

Guess what? Remember I told you that if you treat them right, they come back for more?

Wait until you see how many more loads I dumped all over Makenzie’s cute face!

Soon, I was rolling. I had figured out how to hire girls for my dirty movies, and I figured out how to sell my content to established web sites. I even had some money in my budget to place an ad in one of those weekly “alternative” newspapers almost every city has.

The ad cost me $85 a week, and this is how I worded the it: “Porn Stars Make More in Hour than Most People Make in a Week.” This is kinda true. I guess it just depends on how much money you make in a week.

Anyways, this is how I found Kori Spencer. She called me and asked what the job “entailed”. HAHA. I asked her if she was a cop! How dumb is that? Like, if she really was, would she tell me anyway? This brings up another good question: is shooting dirty movies illegal? I’ll talk about that more later.

I decided Kori was cool, so I set up an interview at her apartment. Kinda dumb looking back at it now, but oh well. When I got to her place, she was cute! That was a good surprise, cause I haven’t even told you guys how many times I’ve met a girl to interview for one of my movies and she was an ugly pig.

Not Kori! First thing is to always ask how old they are, right off the bat. I do it on the phone, then again in the interview. She even showed me her ID, which was great. Then we talked about her sexuality. I asked her what she likes and doesn’t like. She told me. Next thing I know she wants to give me a BJ to show off her “skillz”!!! Without the camera!!!

Of course I agreed. She was great! How cool is this!?! A girl is blowing me in a tryout!!!

The next day I showed up with my camera and my checkbook. I still didn’t have a place to shoot, so we did it right on the balcony of her apartment complex!!! It was like 1 in the afternoon on a Thursday, so it wasn’t like everyone was around.

Here’s some free POV BJ movies from my movie with Kori Spencer. Oh yea, JOMG.com bought the movie! So, I get one BJ for free, and I make money on the second BJ from the same girl.

I swear I’m the luckiest sap in the world!