God, today sucks. You know why. It’s tax day. Actually, to be perfectly honest, it really doesn’t suck; I love my country and the fact I can make dirty movies here without worried about getting locked up (and the key tossed in the garbage) makes me love it even more. I don’t know if I love the US as much as Haileey James loves the Ohio State Buckeyes, though. Don’t even crack a Buckeye joke around her, or she’ll punch you. Think I’m kidding? Just try. I like college football, but Haileey *loves* it, and her Buckeyes are the best, even when they aren’t. Just ask her. I really like Haileey. Bunches. I shot her for The Dick Suckers, too, but I don’t remember if I blogged about it. Maybe I will soon. Anyways, this scene ended up at the world famous J.O.M.G. I love it when I ask one of the girls after a scene what they think “JOMG” stands for. I usually have to give them a hint, and I start with the “G” — glasses. They usually get it after that, cause they’re in the middle of cleaning my jizz off their glasses as they’re figuring it all out. LOL