Allie Foster is a mid-west gal, corn fed and bought up in a wholesome way. She’s one of those girls who’d never suspect would nude up and suck off a dude she just met on camera for the world to see. That’s what makes her so hot. She’s super fun to be around, too. She laughs and jokes all the time. She’s a beer drinker, too! Whatever you do, don’t take her out to a bar drinking…she’ll drink you under the table and then make fun of you the whole time. Not that that’s a bad thing, right?
OK, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say Natalia Rossi is just about the hottest piece of ass I’ve ever had in my life. There’s no way in hell a dude like me could score a chick like this at a club. I could never pick up a girl of this caliber. Don’t talk to me about “pick up artists” and shit like that…I know better. I just thank my lucky stars I moved to Porn Vally and figured this shit out, cause now I’m getting girls like this to blow me for their rate! Natalia Rossi’s rate is equivalent to a super nice dinner and an evening of drinks and dancing…and maybe the hotel room! A mid-level hotel room, LOL. Not like a 4 Seasons. HAHA. I sold this scene — with ease — to the dudes who run Manojob and The Dick Suckers and now are about to launch my site! Hoot hoot!
There’s this alley I like to shoot in. My mentor and friend Billy Watson pointed it out to me. He also told me something I agree with. If you put a hot chick in a dirty place somehow things get hotter. I agree with him!
It seems like it anyways huh? I’m so in love with this chick I seriously want to fly her to Vegas and get married. LOL. JK cause I was there once and never again. I’m sure my infatuation with Riley Ray will pass, too. It’ll happen soon, too, cause I think I just scored a scene with Ashley Fires! I’ll keep my fingers crossed!!
I think I told you last week about my pervy ways when it comes to petite blondes. Well, I luck out again, this time with Faye Runaway. She’s the “bad girl” of porn. Don’t get me wrong — all these girls are bad girls, and I say that with respect. Well, somewhat. LOL. Anyways, I love grunge / alt / garage / whatever rock, and she’s totally punk, so we had somethings in common. This makes for a good scene. Faye was only supposed to blow me, but, in the end, I got to slip it in! Then, like almost every other scene, I sold it exclusively to The Dick Suckers, so…
How many times do I have to say it? Over and over. I am the luckiest guy in the world. I was in a cubicle working for the man not that long ago. While I was out bringing home the bacon, my wife was fucking around. Now I’m banging the likes of Riley Ray. Life doesn’t get any better than this. I don’t mean to brag, either.
I think Riley Ray might be the hottest girl I’ve ever banged in my entire life. Her vagina is as smooth as velvet, and it’s as tight as a mouse’s ear. I can’t really write a bunch now, cause I’m about to head out to dinner with Tara Lynn Foxx! I’m hoping to get her on my site soon! Keep them fingers crossed my brothas!!
We all have “types” we really dig, and mine is petite blondes. That’s why I brought Alexia Sky back to my pad for some BJ action. I just ran out of my Netflix movies, and the new ones hadn’t come in yet, and I was bored. The next thing you know I’m on the phone to every agent in town trying to find a quick BJ girl for a POV movie. When Alexia’s agent told me she was available and back in LA, I flipped my gord. She’s so my type, and very hot, but to be honest, she doesn’t put on a great show. She can’t really talk dirty all that well, so you know what I had her do? Just keep her mouth shut and moan and groan. She had no problem moaning and groaning cause she’s into cock, so that’s a big plus. It was genuine. Man did I unload all over her face, and then I sold the content exclusively to The Dick Suckers — TAKE THE TOUR AND SEE MORE!
A lot of these nutty porno chicks are constantly changing their names. I just blogged this.
Oh, sorry for the bad blogging habits. I can’t believe it’s been almost a month since I last wrote!
Anyways, Jenny Carmichael got into some sort of beef with someone, and the next thing you know she’s going by the name Makayla Pine. That’s cool by me, and to tell you the truth, I like that name better than Jenny’s, but it sure makes things hard for us fans to keep track of all the names, and scenes!
I first contacted Jenny via Sexy Jobs, which is this site where photographers and models post. I think I wrote about this place already, too.
Anyways, I was totally psyched to work with Jenny / Makayla, as you can see. I think I should start a saying — “The more you like a girl, the bigger the pop!”
I get some e-mails asking about how to get a bigger pop, and I think if you just lay off the jerk sessions, and then get with a super hot girl, you’ll have a new name.
Peter North!
HAHAHA.
Anyways, look how well I painted Jenny’s face! Isn’t it a work of art?
The Dick Suckers bought this scene off me, and if you click on her pic (or the following link), you’ll discover some free Jenny Carmichael blowjob movies!









