Feb 27

Summer Lynn Handjob scene

That is, right after she stuck her finger up her butt!

Let me start from the beginning. I can’t remember how I got her number, but Summer Lynn showed up at my door, and she was blonde and stacked, and that made me a very happy boy! I think she’s 21, maybe 22, and she’s fresh out of college and working my dick for some extra spending cash.

I had the tub of grease, to make her hand feel like a beautiful vagina, and she had no problem dipping her sweet manos into that tub o’ grease. Summer also didn’t have a problem wrapping those giant fun bags she calls “titties” around my cock, too. I’m an average guy all the way around, and when those above-average-in-size mammary glands wrapped around my dick, it got lost in a sea of milk!

How lucky am I?

Very. Shit, I couldn’t get a hot, blonde, college girl to stroke me if I met her at a bar, or at a lake, or something along those lines. So shit, I’ll take the handie, and I’ll smile all the way to the bank, cause the world’s greatest handjob site, Manojob.com, bought it from me!

If I say it once, I’ll say it 1,000 times: how did I get this lucky?

Feb 24

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Here’s a funny story. It’s my first month in Los Angeles shooting scenes, and I find an agent who has two sisters from Russian, and, according to him, they’re super freaks! I’m a big fan of super freaks, and since he called them that, I got the nerve to ask him, “Will they both jerk me off?”

“Is that all you want?” he asked.

I didn’t know what that was supposed to mean, so I said that.

“Shit man, they’ll fuck and suck you. Whatever you want!”

I didn’t want to sound like a dope, so I said something like, “of course that’s what you meant!” I was nervous though, and a bit intimidated, too. Actually, I was really nervous and really intimidated, cause not once in my life did I ever do any crazy shit with sisters!

“Um, thanks, but I can’t afford anything more than a handjob from them,” which was a lie, cause I was having some success shooting content for sites like Manojob and JOMG. The truth of the matter was I didn’t think I could hold my load for more than about a minute fucking two hot blonde Russian sisters. If it was just a handjob, I thought I could hold out longer.

The day of the shoot I hadn’t cum for a few days. I use this “trick” in order to produce a bigger Money Shot. Like my hero Billy Watson says, male sexuality is a pretty easy thing to figure out, and if you’re balls are empty, you don’t cum as much as if they were.

Once the sisters lubed my balls and cock I thought I was gonna bust. I thought of things that weren’t very sexy at all, like dying puppies and bearded ladies and maggots in my apple pie. That seemed to work, cause I got a good 15 minute scene, and when I shot my load, it went everywhere!

How about that for a story?

Feb 21

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Remember my day with Serena Taylor? I blogged about her giving me a handjob for Manojob.com, which is a great, great handjob site. If you don’t recall, you can either search my blog, or here’s some free Serena Taylor handjob movies.

Oh, by that way, I didn’t tell you Serena Taylor is now “Heather Summers”, and she’s smoking fucking hot. Hotter than ever!

Heather Summers blowjob movies.

Heather Summers handjob pics.

Heather Summers!

OK — they’re not POV, and I’m not in them, but shit…Heather Summers.

If you click on her pic above, you’ll see some of Lucky Ass Me POVing with Serena Taylor AKA Heather Summers, and my pal who got his dick sucked by her, too! Remember, I’m bringing as many of my friends along for this ride, whether or not they want their faces on camera!

It’s so simple! The girl usually gets $100 more for each dick, and since I’m not Bill Gates, I’ll have my friend pay the extra $100 to jump in the scene. Everyone’s happy all the way around!

Wanna be my friend? LOL

All you gotta do is ask!

Feb 20

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So I’m settling down in LA and getting ready to book porn stars. The first thing I needed was a way to find them. Actually, once you crack this secret, it’s pretty easy.

Agents.

They exist! There are agents in sports, and in mainstream acting, and I just found out they’re in porn, too! How crazy is that? They find guys like me who are shooing content and send girls over for a “booking fee” of anywhere from $50 – $100 bucks. I found out if the job is as simple one, like a handjob or a blowjob, then the fee is $50. If you want to bang the porn star, the fee is $100.

So far I’ve met a handful of agents, and one of them has already asked me to do him a favor. He has a girl named “Darell Lick” (hahaha, get it?) who isn’t working. He can get more big name stars if I book Darrell Lick for a BJ scene. Sounds like a scam to me, but what the hell? I like the goth girl look, so I went for it!

Man was this chick crazy! She *loved* to deep throat dick! It’s got so crazy she was almost barfing all over me! There aren’t girls like this back home, that’s for sure!

The scene ended up at my of my best client’s web sites, JOMG.com. Enjoy it!

I can’t wait to see what porn stars this agent is going to hook me up with next!

Feb 12

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Finally I started figuring out how to get comfortable holding a camera while having a girl jerk or suck my dinky. It’s like anything else, really, the more you do it, the easier it gets. That simple. You know the hardest part of the whole thing is holding the camera while you’re popping. I hate to admit this, but it almost makes the sex kinda suck (well handjobs and BJ’s aren’t sex really).

Listen to me whine like a little girl! LOL

Anyways, I also started to get my name “out there” when it comes to making POV porn movies. If you’re a good guy, and you don’t act all creepy when the girls gets to your pad, and you’re legit, and your checks don’t bounce :) then chances are your name will get out there.

Girls who will get in front of the camera and jerk and suck and fuck usually know other girls that will do the same.

Here’s where Tabetha comes in. She worked at a pretty huge site called Amateur Allure, and I forgot how (honestly) but I got her number through some sort of referral, and the next thing you know, she’s at my little apartment in the ghetto making my balls erupt all over her perfect titties.

I mean they are *perfect*.

By this time I also got a regular customer, a great handjob site called Manojob.com. This means I knew, for a fact, going into the shoot that I could make money getting my dick jerked by a hot chick that, in the real world, I’d never have a shot with.

Cause let’s face it. I’m over 40, about 20 pounds overweight, and Tabetha is like 1/2 my age and a super hottie that goes to the local University and is studying to be a Nurse. Think a few drinks and some witty conversation at a local college pub is gonna score with this hottie?

Feb 03

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One day my phone rang. It was Spring Thomas. I just about shit myself.

If you don’t know who Spring Thomas is, well, just go to Spring Thomas.com and take a look! This would be my first “porn star”!!!

Turns out the company she worked for allowed her to do a scene, and since we lived in the same town, she saw my ad in the paper, and the next thing you know Spring Thomas is at my pad! I couldn’t believe it!

Since it was such a special event, I decided to shoot this one outside, in the desert. I still didn’t have a studio, but I didn’t want to tell her that. Instead I made the shoot a “special occasion”. This made her feel more important, and special, and I knew it would get me a better performance. Turned out I was right.

OK, I gotta tell you guys I was so excited to have THE Spring Thomas blowing me that I could barely contain myself. When I finally let loose, you shoulda seen the size of my load. I mean it was *giant*.

Turns out this was a really special scene, cause after I shot it they made Spring an “exclusive contract girl” and that was that. No more shooting Spring.

At least I got my turn!

After it was all said and done, I got to thinking. If I could do a good job with Spring, why not start shooting with other “porn stars”. I mean, afterall, they’re kinda like you and me. There’s nothing special about Spring. I mean there’s lots of special things about Spring, but I guess my point is I COULD DO IT.

If I could do it with Spring, I felt I could do it with almost anyone. (Maybe not Jenna Jameson LOL). The problem was, where I lived, there aren’t any porn stars.

It was time for me to move to Los Angeles.