Jul 09

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Lately I’ve been talking about porn girls who change their names for whatever reason. I totally forgot to mention “Britt”, who, once she left the sunny Arizona skies for Los Angeles and porn stardom, turned into Taryn Thomas.

Here’s a funny story: as I mentioned before, I was shooting POV scenes just cause I figured out how to get my dick sucked by girls AND make money at it, and one of the sites I was selling scenes to — JOMG — wanted me to use another guy in one of their BJ flicks.

I said sure, even though I was a little bummed. I wanted my dick sucked!!!

I hire this dude and a new girl named Britt. Britt shows up, and she’s cute, and I have a thing for brunettes, and then Dude shows up, and he’s kind of a loser, and I’m thinking SHIT I SHOULD BE GETTING MY DICK BLOWN.

Then, it happened. Cause Dude couldn’t get wood! LOL

He claimed Britt didn’t know “how to suck dick”!!! HOW FUCKIN FUNNY IS THAT?!

After he left, and it me and Britt. Click on her pic or click here for free Britt Taryn Thomas POV blow job movies.

I saved up 3 days worth for her. Hee hee.

Jun 09

Jenny Carmichael

A lot of these nutty porno chicks are constantly changing their names. I just blogged this.

Oh, sorry for the bad blogging habits. I can’t believe it’s been almost a month since I last wrote!

Anyways, Jenny Carmichael got into some sort of beef with someone, and the next thing you know she’s going by the name Makayla Pine. That’s cool by me, and to tell you the truth, I like that name better than Jenny’s, but it sure makes things hard for us fans to keep track of all the names, and scenes!

I first contacted Jenny via Sexy Jobs, which is this site where photographers and models post. I think I wrote about this place already, too.

Anyways, I was totally psyched to work with Jenny / Makayla, as you can see. I think I should start a saying — “The more you like a girl, the bigger the pop!”

I get some e-mails asking about how to get a bigger pop, and I think if you just lay off the jerk sessions, and then get with a super hot girl, you’ll have a new name.

Peter North!

HAHAHA.

Anyways, look how well I painted Jenny’s face! Isn’t it a work of art? :)

The Dick Suckers bought this scene off me, and if you click on her pic (or the following link), you’ll discover some free Jenny Carmichael blowjob movies!

May 11

Dasha Luscious Lopez

You know, it’s funny, cause some of these girls change their names — for whatever reason.

Here’s just a few I can think of off the top of my head:

1) Erin Moore / Ruth Blackwell
2) Serina / Spring Thomas
3) Meg / Ryan Starr
4) Kara Mynor / Kara Bear / Shauna Lenee
and finally - Dasha / Luscious Lopez.

Here’s Dasha, before she went off to Los Angeles to become Porn Star Luscious Lopez.

Man, does that girl have an ass on her! Crazy delicious! Today she’s jerking me for Manojob, and I gotta tell ya, she’s awesome! Click on her pic and check out some free Luscious Lopez movies, and enjoy, my brothas!!!

May 06

Summer Lynn Handjob scene

That is, right after she stuck her finger up her butt!

Let me start from the beginning. I can’t remember how I got her number, but Summer Lynn showed up at my door, and she was blonde and stacked, and that made me a very happy boy! I think she’s 21, maybe 22, and she’s fresh out of college and working my dick for some extra spending cash.

I had the tub of grease, to make her hand feel like a beautiful vagina, and she had no problem dipping her sweet manos into that tub o’ grease. Summer also didn’t have a problem wrapping those giant fun bags she calls “titties” around my cock, too. I’m an average guy all the way around, and when those above-average-in-size mammary glands wrapped around my dick, it got lost in a sea of milk!

How lucky am I?

Very. Shit, I couldn’t get a hot, blonde, college girl to stroke me if I met her at a bar, or at a lake, or something along those lines. So shit, I’ll take the handie, and I’ll smile all the way to the bank, cause the world’s greatest handjob site, Manojob.com, bought it from me!

If I say it once, I’ll say it 1,000 times: how did I get this lucky?

Apr 17

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Remember my day with Serena Taylor? I blogged about her giving me a handjob for Manojob.com, which is a great, great handjob site. If you don’t recall, you can either search my blog, or here’s some free Serena Taylor handjob movies.

Oh, by that way, I didn’t tell you Serena Taylor is now “Heather Summers”, and she’s smoking fucking hot. Hotter than ever!

Heather Summers blowjob movies.

Heather Summers handjob pics.

Heather Summers!

OK — they’re not POV, and I’m not in them, but shit…Heather Summers.

If you click on her pic above, you’ll see some of Lucky Ass Me POVing with Serena Taylor AKA Heather Summers, and my pal who got his dick sucked by her, too! Remember, I’m bringing as many of my friends along for this ride, whether or not they want their faces on camera!

It’s so simple! The girl usually gets $100 more for each dick, and since I’m not Bill Gates, I’ll have my friend pay the extra $100 to jump in the scene. Everyone’s happy all the way around!

Wanna be my friend? LOL

All you gotta do is ask!

Mar 24

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Here’s a funny story. It’s my first month in Los Angeles shooting scenes, and I find an agent who has two sisters from Russian, and, according to him, they’re super freaks! I’m a big fan of super freaks, and since he called them that, I got the nerve to ask him, “Will they both jerk me off?”

“Is that all you want?” he asked.

I didn’t know what that was supposed to mean, so I said that.

“Shit man, they’ll fuck and suck you. Whatever you want!”

I didn’t want to sound like a dope, so I said something like, “of course that’s what you meant!” I was nervous though, and a bit intimidated, too. Actually, I was really nervous and really intimidated, cause not once in my life did I ever do any crazy shit with sisters!

“Um, thanks, but I can’t afford anything more than a handjob from them,” which was a lie, cause I was having some success shooting content for sites like Manojob and JOMG. The truth of the matter was I didn’t think I could hold my load for more than about a minute fucking two hot blonde Russian sisters. If it was just a handjob, I thought I could hold out longer.

The day of the shoot I hadn’t cum for a few days. I use this “trick” in order to produce a bigger Money Shot. Like my hero Billy Watson says, male sexuality is a pretty easy thing to figure out, and if you’re balls are empty, you don’t cum as much as if they were.

Once the sisters lubed my balls and cock I thought I was gonna bust. I thought of things that weren’t very sexy at all, like dying puppies and bearded ladies and maggots in my apple pie. That seemed to work, cause I got a good 15 minute scene, and when I shot my load, it went everywhere!

How about that for a story?

Mar 20

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So I’m settling down in LA and getting ready to book porn stars. The first thing I needed was a way to find them. Actually, once you crack this secret, it’s pretty easy.

Agents.

They exist! There are agents in sports, and in mainstream acting, and I just found out they’re in porn, too! How crazy is that? They find guys like me who are shooing content and send girls over for a “booking fee” of anywhere from $50 - $100 bucks. I found out if the job is as simple one, like a handjob or a blowjob, then the fee is $50. If you want to bang the porn star, the fee is $100.

So far I’ve met a handful of agents, and one of them has already asked me to do him a favor. He has a girl named “Darell Lick” (hahaha, get it?) who isn’t working. He can get more big name stars if I book Darrell Lick for a BJ scene. Sounds like a scam to me, but what the hell? I like the goth girl look, so I went for it!

Man was this chick crazy! She *loved* to deep throat dick! It’s got so crazy she was almost barfing all over me! There aren’t girls like this back home, that’s for sure!

The scene ended up at my of my best client’s web sites, JOMG.com. Enjoy it!

I can’t wait to see what porn stars this agent is going to hook me up with next!

Mar 19

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Well, I made the move to Los Angeles. It’s a crazy place. Traffic all the time and super high rents are just the start. The other thing?

LOTS OF PORN STARS!

I swear I’m the luckiest dude in the world. Why? Cause Tiffay Taylor — a real Vivid Contract Star — came and jerked me off for the world’s greatest handjob site, Manojob.com!

I have to admit I was very, very nervous. I kept getting this weird, out-of-body experience that I can’t describe any better than that. It was kinda like watching me in a porno. Does that make sense? I mean I’m no Peter North or Brandon Iron, that’s for sure! Then I did what you’ll have to do after you start your own site — just focus on the girl!

Over and over: Focus on Tiffany Taylor. Focus on Tiffany! Focus!

LOL

Mar 18

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One day my phone rang. It was Spring Thomas. I just about shit myself.

If you don’t know who Spring Thomas is, well, just go to Spring Thomas.com and take a look! This would be my first “porn star”!!!

Turns out the company she worked for allowed her to do a scene, and since we lived in the same town, she saw my ad in the paper, and the next thing you know Spring Thomas is at my pad! I couldn’t believe it!

Since it was such a special event, I decided to shoot this one outside, in the desert. I still didn’t have a studio, but I didn’t want to tell her that. Instead I made the shoot a “special occasion”. This made her feel more important, and special, and I knew it would get me a better performance. Turned out I was right.

OK, I gotta tell you guys I was so excited to have THE Spring Thomas blowing me that I could barely contain myself. When I finally let loose, you shoulda seen the size of my load. I mean it was *giant*.

Turns out this was a really special scene, cause after I shot it they made Spring an “exclusive contract girl” and that was that. No more shooting Spring.

At least I got my turn!

After it was all said and done, I got to thinking. If I could do a good job with Spring, why not start shooting with other “porn stars”. I mean, afterall, they’re kinda like you and me. There’s nothing special about Spring. I mean there’s lots of special things about Spring, but I guess my point is I COULD DO IT.

If I could do it with Spring, I felt I could do it with almost anyone. (Maybe not Jenna Jameson LOL). The problem was, where I lived, there aren’t any porn stars.

It was time for me to move to Los Angeles.

Mar 15

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Soon I was starting to talk to girls with experience. Should I say “porn star”? Jenny Carmichael was just the start.

She didn’t want me to call her Jenny Carmichael though. “I hate that name!” she said.

“OK, what do you want me to call you?”

“I’m going by Makenzie now. You can call me that.”

I didn’t even press the Jenny Carmichael issue one bit. I just did what she asked. I called her Makenzie, and since I didn’t have a studio, we drove around a bit getting to know each other, and finding a safe place where I could make some POV BJ movies.

When I drove by a bunch of new homes under construction, I said “why not? It’s Saturday. There’s no construction workers. Plus, if anyone has to catch us, best be construction workers, right?”

Makenzie looked at me kinda weird and said “whatever.”

I found the last house in the cul-de-sac and pulled up. We went upstairs, found a room overlooking the street, and I used that as my “post” to keep a look-out for any potential trouble. There was none!

Boy can Makenzie suck a dick! Grade-A BJ. I dumped a monster load all over her glasses, her face, and her clothes. She was really messy when it was all said and done.

Guess what? Remember I told you that if you treat them right, they come back for more?

Wait until you see how many more loads I dumped all over Makenzie’s cute face!